Harry Potty Tweeting -- funny

Harry Potter (1–7) by J. K. Rowling

@NotoriousHP Hello everyone from under the stairs! Aunt and Uncle threw me under here again. Gosh, life is so hard. That fat fuck Dudley stole all my food! I wish something good or at least interesting would happen to me. OMG I'm a WIZARD! And my parents are DEAD WIZARDS! Off to magic boarding school. PEACE BITCHES! OMG Hogwarts OMG I have two friends OMG magic OMG the Slytherins are Nazis OMG there is an EVIL WIZARD out to get me. Snape a douche! Dumbledore a wise man (but maybe gay?). Voldemort tried to kill me! Flying broomstick! Battle over magic crack-rock! OMG the year's over. Time goes fast when you're having fun. Goes slow if you have to read seven books with lots of adverbs. Back to school! Should be a great year! I hope nothing crazy happens like last time. No! Voledemort is trying to wreck my shit up AGAIN!! I am TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE! Back to school AGAIN! This year definitely better! A dude who tried to kill me turned out OK. Sometimes misunderstandings happen. LOL. Oh man, big tournament at my school this year!! PSYCHED! I hope nobody dies this year, and every year as if by clockwork. Competing in a tournament. Also: is it just me, or should they really have a tougher vetting process for Dark Arts teachers? OMG VOLDEMORT AGAIN. Don't worry, I have the hang of this by now. Plus there's a secret society out to protect me. Give up already LV. I AM UNDERGOING A LOT OF ANGST RIGHT NOW. And this Asian girl is giving me a major hard-on. Blue balls suck. No magic potion for it either. Don't believe anyone who says Voldemort isn't back AGAIN. I KNOW WHAT I SAW! Big brawl at Ministry of Magic! Sirius is dead. Super-pissed. I just used the torture spell, didn't I? I'm going to Azkaban now, aren't I? Back to school again! Boy, everything better go well this year or I'm going to eat a wand. Hey! My friend's sister is totally hot for me. Feels a bit dirty, but yeah baby, you like my scar, don't you? Wanna see my wand? SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF? THIS IS LIKE THE BIGGEST CLIFFHANGER EVER!!! Sometimes this guy, Tom, keeps showing up. I don't want him around but I don't have the heart to tell him, because he killed my parents. NM last tweet. Killed him. Something about a prophecy. Who cares? Last seven years have felt like same one, over and over.

The Wrath!

It's here!                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WdpiYchKmk

Creeped out by Sasuke....

So, this Sasuke pic is currently my desktop background on my laptop, right? My mum wanted to see a video on it just some minutes ago, and she was sitting right in front of the screen. When she saw the Sasuke pic, she was like...

"Nausheen... this Chinese boy is REALLY creeping me out! Especially his piercing eyes... Why don't you put some nice nature pictures instead?"

LOL... That's Sharingan for you!

BLEACH !@#!@# ep 47

OMG WTF @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$

Shoppins!

Hey Naushy-kun!
I'm goin grocery shoppin tomorrow to the Sawary mall near our house or maybe Danube....Wanna come with me after skewl and get stuff?
(If you come along with me, I think I'll go to the Sawary mall cause it's got small eating places too, I THINK)

anime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetalia


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Exorcist

Watcher's Block?

Okay... so, I've started to watch all these great Anime series.... and with the exception of Naruto/Shippuuden, I've been to unable to finish anyone of them.

For example, the death of a 'certain' character in Death Note left me completely dumbstruck, and all hopeless! Dumb reason? Definitely!!!!!! But I still can't bring myself to sit down, open the Death Note folder on my laptop, and complete watching it. It's a similar situation with all the other series. It's too bad, because they really do have awesome story lines and characterization.

Blahh and Woot!

This weeks Dexter was rather blah :(

BUT but but....

I'm about 15 minutes into Rise of the Planet of the Apes....and if you are a fan of the original, you ought to download it, as it's pretty f'n awesome so far...

AND....Dick is in it! :D

Boys and Girls

So....I was running....and this song came up on my MP3 player......I thought I would post it here BECAUSE....as I listened to it, I realized that it totally reminded me of the mindset of "high-class and modern" girls and boys of marrying-age in Pakistan......sad sad sad state of affairs.....

                     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgFtFCAsw0c

Shakugan no Shana

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakugan_no_Shana

lol...

Depressed....

Don't wanna go to school tomorrow!!!!!!!!!  :(

now it works

Kentaro Ito....check out which anime character he voice out for...;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentaro_Ito

Really Funny Dream!!!

Okay... so I had his really bizarre dream the other day. I was at school and suddenly T.Heyam calls me into her office and requests that I take Grade 9 Physics for only two weeks. I agree to it and then I ask her to show me the Grade 9 classroom as I don't know where it is. She takes to me the classroom in the Mutawassith section, and guess which two strange people I find amidst the Al Bayan girls. That's right... Hitsugaya Taicho/Captain (with his black kimono and white coat) and Aburame Shino.

As T. Heyam and I are walking back to her office, I say, "So... Hitsugaya Taicho is in the Grade 9 class that I will be teaching. Hmmm... ". (The funny thing is... it doesn't even cross my mind that there were two BOYS in the classroom!!!!!!!)

Then T. Heyam says back, "Don't mind Hitsugaya. I know he's a Captain but he's still a young child and needs to complete his education. But if there is a sudden call of duty right in the middle of your lesson, then you need to let him go immediately!!"

"But won't that disrupt my lessons?" I say.

That's all I remember!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

check this out...

Leaving!

Bye bye Ladies! Take care and be good! :D

funny....

a picture which reminds u of an anime...

I've changed my mind... I love Bleach and Naruto now!