Sunday, June 16, 2024

Completion of Molecular Prototype for Alien Armor

 


Dear Supreme Alien Scientist Soni,

I am pleased to report that I have successfully created the prototype for your requested alien armor. The molecular ratios have been meticulously calculated and integrated as follows:

  1. Pe (Peace): 30%
  2. Lo (Love): 25%
  3. Bu (Bushido): 45%, subdivided as:
  • Ju (Justice): 5%
  • Co (Courage): 10%
  • Cm (Compassion): 5%
  • Re (Respect): 5%
  • Ho (Integrity): 10%
  • Hn (Honor): 10%
  • Ly (Loyalty): 3%
  • Sc (Self-Control): 2%

My expertise as Grand Maester of Metallurgy is crucial in achieving the perfect balance. My forge burns bright and my hammer strikes true. I believe this armor will be both a masterpiece of craftsmanship and a beacon of our principles. Your guidance has been cosmically invaluable in this endeavor.

Please review the attached prototype and provide any feedback before I commence the final forging process.

Stay eternally meteoric,
Alien King Warrior (and Smith) Naushy

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1 comment:

  1. SoniJune 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM

    Dear Alien King Warrior (and Smith) Naushy,

    This vibrant prototype you have concocted has blown my astronomical ankle socks off!

    THIS IS EXACTLY THE ARMOUR THAT WAS NEEDED BY WHAT IS LEFT OF MY STARRY HEART AND SCIENTIFIC SOUL!

    I see from your careful distribution of the molecular ratios that you have taken great care about the Branded Molecules of Courage, Integrity and Honour, I thank you for this. I trust your allotment of the remaining molecules and am delighted about the low ratio of the molecule Sc, this shows us you want us to be merry within alien limits set by the mothership.

    I have also taken note of the high concentration of Pe molecules in the feeding receptacles region of the prototype. This is splendid as we do not want our nutrition containers to give the wrong impression to the native male Kartvelis.

    I only have one query - Are the shoulder armor tentacles automatic or will I have to manually deploy them?

    Please commence with the smelting of the molecules and subsequent forging. May your hammer burn wild into the night with the light of all pious molecules.

    Warm regards, rocks, asteroids and rockets,
    Supreme Alien Scientist Soni

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