HALT! CEASE ALL ACTION BOTH YOU FOOLS!

 

Alien King Warrior (and Smith) Naushy, Grand Admiral Colonel Navi and Supreme Alien Scientist Soni,

Our ever-reaching asteroidean antennas have intercepted some troubling intelligence regarding the correspondence between Planets SA #  932 and  C #137.

What the hell do you three think you are doing down there??????? 

Silly Scientist Soni, have you gone mad down there again??

Must we beam you up and rebrand you????????? 

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DEPLOY A METEOR, OR EVEN A SPIC OF SAND TO ANY PLANET??????? 

As for you Willful Warrior:

This is your second and final warning regarding re-routing of heavenly bodies.

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT RE-ROUTING METEOR SA 7479 TO PLANET # C-137!!!!!! JUST DON'T DO IT.

HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF ALL YOUR SUPREME SENSES???????? 

MUST I REMIND YOU ABOUT THE TIME WHEN YOU RE-ROUTED ASTEROID CHICXULUB 66 AND THE SUBSEQUENT DEVESTATION AND CLIMATE DISRUPTION THAT FOLLOWED?????? 

IT IS ALL RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME IN YOUR RECORDS! SHAME!

YOU DESTROYED 75% OF THE PLANET'S SPECIES, FOREVER OBLITERATED THE MAGNIFICENT GIANT LIZARDS AND BROKE APART THE TERRAIN INTO 7 FOOLISHLY SHAPED PEICES!!!  

FURTHERMORE, THE IMPACT CAUSED POWDERED LAND MASS TO HURL INTO THE AIR AND OBSTRUCT THE PLANET'S ALL-NOURISHING SUN FOR ONE WHOLE SOLAR CYCLE. THE ENTIRE SYSTEM NEEDED RESTARTING,  O WASTEFUL WARRIOR!

IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH, YOUR RECKLESS RAGE EVEN IMPACTED YOUR COMRADES WHO HAD TO DEAL WITH THE FALLOUT OF CHICXULUB 66'S COLLISION WITH THE ONCE BUDDING, PROLIFERATING PLANET EARTH.

YOUR CALM, CAPABLE COLONEL HAD TO DO PAPERWORK FOR CENTURIES WHICH CAUSED HER TO TAKE ENDLESS VOWS OF SILENCE! 

YOUR SUPREME SCIENTIST'S ORGANIZED DATA TURNED INTO CHAOS AND SHE HAD TO START FROM SCRATCH WHICH CAUSED HER TO GO TEMPORARILY INSANE!

THIS IS ALL MOST SHAMEFUL AND DISRUPTIVE TO OUR OPERATIONS! NOT TO MENTION EMBARASSING TO OUR INTERGALACTIC COLLEAGUES! IT'S THESE FLIGHTS OF FANCY THAT GIVE ALIENS A BAD NAME!         

                     

AND FINALLY, HERE IS AN INTERSTELLER PHOTOGRAPHIC REMINDER OF SOME OF THE INNOCENT LIVES YOU DESTROYED.

Ok, we have finished our chastising. 

My wild warrior, we are not without empathy. We understand that your objective observations and fiery interactions with the humans can sometimes drive you mad and you wish to enforce divine retribution unto the humans. 

Here is our advice for when you lose yourself:

Always remember, we are aliens and you three are there to observe only. 

Look to your calm, capable Colonel Navi for a soldier's patience, persistence and determination.

Look to your serene Scientist Soni for the hard measurable facts, an old woman's wisdom and a child's joviality. 

Most importantly Wild Warrior: look to your splendidly crafted armour that you recently forged for strength and a reminder of your alien molecules.

And Warrior.....don't forget to look up once in a while also.  

Her Royal Canin Highness,

The Wonderous, Terrible Mothership

P.S. Command for Grand Admiral Colonel Navi : Please reign in and control these two fools.

P.P.S. Command for Supreme Alien Scientist Soni : Go henceforth into the land of the Kartvelis and do your duty.

Completion of Molecular Prototype for Alien Armor

 

Dear Supreme Alien Scientist Soni,

I am pleased to report that I have successfully created the prototype for your requested alien armor. The molecular ratios have been meticulously calculated and integrated as follows:

1. Pe (Peace): 30%
2. Lo (Love): 25%
3. Bu (Bushido): 45%, subdivided as:

• Ju (Justice): 5%
• Co (Courage): 10%
• Cm (Compassion): 5%
• Re (Respect): 5%
• Ho (Integrity): 10%
• Hn (Honor): 10%
• Ly (Loyalty): 3%
• Sc (Self-Control): 2%

My expertise as Grand Maester of Metallurgy is crucial in achieving the perfect balance. My forge burns bright and my hammer strikes true. I believe this armor will be both a masterpiece of craftsmanship and a beacon of our principles. Your guidance has been cosmically invaluable in this endeavor.

Please review the attached prototype and provide any feedback before I commence the final forging process.

Stay eternally meteoric,
Alien King Warrior (and Smith) Naushy

Prototype Molecules Blueprint

Here is the final rendering of the prototype blueprint. 

peace 

love

Since you are our esteemed Grand Maester of Metallurgy, I will leave the ratios of the formulas in your capable hands. 

Please take special care with the molecules of 'courage' 'honor' and 'integrity'. As you well know, the mothership has branded these molecules on my back lest I fail to remember how to conduct myself walking amidst the natives of Planet # 932.

Solitude

 

Solitude can be defined as the state of being alone. But why would anyone want to be with himself or herself when there is so much to do on this planet? Can this be regarded as the case of loneliness where you are secluded from the world around you? No, this is not always the situation – as rather some people choose to spend some time alone.

Generally, people want to be alone at times of hardship and sorrow. As well as when they need time to think or sometimes sort their feelings out. Being with themselves gives them an advantage of not being bothered by anybody else. They are able to do whatever they wish and without worrying about the fact that they have to be at their best. It gives people a chance to recover their identity and boost their ego.

Prophet Mohammad (P.B.U.H) often used to visit the Cave of Hira in order to isolate himself from the rest of Makkah. He used to meditate in turn to find peace and tranquility within himself. And same as in the case of Thomas Edison – when this famous inventor went deaf, he did not consider it as a “handicap”. He said that it was rather an advantage because he did not have to listen ‘fool talk’ and it would give him an opportunity to be by himself.

I, myself, desire to be alone at times just to think about the meaning of life. My room is a great place for inspiration. Sometimes I would go there, sit on my bed and imagine about my future and where I would be in ten years of time. Other times I think about the decisions I have made in my life. Did I choose them right? Is it going to lead to happiness or maybe something else…?

Every now and then, it is essential for people to spend time alone. It’s good if they pick out a favourite place that is quiet and lovely. They can do whatever they want to do – from writing poems, gardening to painting. This often helps in the building of the individual essence of someone. It speeds up the process of finding out who they are and what they want to achieve in life.
    
Personally, I think it’s a great way to relieve yourself from different types of situations. And in the end…it really does help!

Nausheen Fazlur Rahman
Grade 11(A) - Manarat Jeddah

Urgent - A request for the Supreme Alien Smith Naushy

Dear Supreme Alien Smith Naushy, 

I hope you and the Colonel are faring well in your beautiful green terrain. I have been fine in my crunchy sand terrain although the last 6 lunar cycles have been a bit rough for me. In my personal and scientific observations, I have seen that the natives of this planet are unnecessarily savage to one another. I fear for their future.  

Which brings me to the matter at hand: I have an urgent request for some fine armor to please be crafted as soon as you possibly can so I may wear it for protection when in the terrain of the Kartvelis. 

The molecules of the armor should mostly be of the metal Pe (peace). I'm not sure of the other molecules as smithing is your craft, not mine. 

There are no other requirements but if you need any more information, do let me know. Please prepare a prototype and display it here before you send it to me. 

How have things been in the green terrain?

Warm Regards,

Supreme Alien Scientist Soni

T-7 days - Research Data 1.0

Salutations my dear fellow aliens! You will all be rejoiced to hear that I have been utilizing highly advanced human technology to conduct my research of the New Land. Here are some of my findings: 

The Name

Georgia 

"In their native tongue, Georgians call themselves the Kartveli and their country Sakartvelo. But for many centuries the Kartveli have been associated with George, the Roman soldier and Christian martyr. The Arabs, Ottomans, and Persians chose to name Sakartvelo after its beloved patron saint."

This information made me feel very hopeful about the Kartveli because it appears that three different tribes came together to make this important decision in the naming of their terrain.

The Banner of the Kartveli

The banner is curious. Why 5 intersections? We will find more data about this when we go there. We will cautiously and respectfully approach a native Kartveli and make a polite inquiry.

Attention!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Calling all fellow aliens! On the 21st day of the current lunar cycle, I will be placed in the stomach of a cylindrical iron bird which will fly me to a different land so I may observe their customs and rituals. I have not been on an observation mission in a long time and I know nothing about this land but I will research this terrain and its humans. Also I will be documenting my findings and observations here. Please support me on my mission as a supreme alien scientist.